BURNLEY FC

Burnley FC is a whiny little club that has somehow ended up in the premier league.

Their most famous football supporter is Amy Lame.

The have firm called the “Suicide Squad” that was featured on Danny Dyer’s football hooligan programme.

They play in the same colours as West Ham United.

I do not have one good thing to say about them.

SOUTHAMPTON FC

Arguably the most famous Southampton player is Matthew Le Tissier. The last time I saw him on TV he was in the dictionary corner on Countdown. It was just wrong.